Showing posts with label funny stuff. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny stuff. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

it's about time


I mentioned this little unfinished project a few posts back. Actually, it's been almost a month. I finally finished up the binding yesterday and got it nice and crinkly in the washer. There were a few frustrations in working on it, but, in the end, I'm pretty happy with it, considering it's the first quilt I've ever designed and pieced, quilted, and bound all by myself (with a few tutorials from my mom!). That being said, if I were to make a quilt for my friend for her birthday this year - it would look nothing like this. Even if her birthday is on the 4th of July.



Since this was the first thing I have quilted with a walking foot I wasn't ever really sure I was doing it right, because it just seemed like there was something off. That it should have been easier than it was. My stitches were uneven and the fabric wasn't feeding well. I was borrowing my mom's foot and remembered not having this much trouble working with it when she was here.

So I was on the phone with her working on those minky baby blankets, with the walking foot and expressing my frustration - being the day AFTER I finished this quilting. Our conversation went a little something like this:

my mom: Do you have the little black arm attached to the presser foot screw?

me: what??! what little black. . . . (looking closer). . . oh, you mean that one. (attaching the foot properly - and grumbling)
Well that's interesting - it works just fine, NOW.

my mom: I didn't know you didn't know how to attach it.

me: you mean the way I also didn't know that a fat quarter measured 18"x22" until last fall?

my mom: (chuckles)

me: The problem here is that you know so much you just assume I've learned it all through osmosis! I'm totally going to blog about this. A post entitled: Things my mom thought she taught me, that I wish I had known.

my mom: Oh no you're not!

me: we'll see.


I guess we know the outcome of that one. (Thanks, mom!)




I love how the binding turned out. I think the stripes really complete it and make it a little fancier. I used to think I hated sewing on binding, but I knocked this out during a viewing of this. And it's not as hard as I used to think. I reccomend running your thread through beeswax to keep it from tangling. I learned that from Bend the Rules Sewing (and yes, I think my mom knew about that trick too).

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

christmas is the best

and the busiest! Things have been so crazy around here. Along with shopping for birthday and Christmas gifts, ear infection visits to the doctor and pharmacy and a myriad of other errands and parties . . .

We've been doing a little decorating,


making more placemat pillows (I think I'm addicted),

this one is a microsuede, way too nice for food to be spilled on it! But perfect for a pillow. Plus I have a thing for snowflakes.

eating a little birthday cake with peppermint ice cream,

and maybe I had cake for breakfast this morning

visiting with Santa,



playing with those foam sticker thingies,


and exchanging hand-made gifts with friends.


My friend Megan gave me this little gem. She is so creative and fun! She raided my scraps and used some of my favorites! I love it so much! It will hang in my sewing corner forever (it really is just a corner - until we get to a house where I can have my own room).

Here' s a closer look:

Then she handed me another package and told me this was a gag gift. I opened it and saw Amy Butler paper and thought, "Huh? How can THIS be a gag gift?"


Click on the image to read what's written on the package.

Remember the dream I had? That Megan, she sure makes me laugh! What a great friend.

oh and I was wondering if anyone else finds that their definition of the 4 food groups changes this time of year. Here's mine:
M&Ms - mint chocolate and peanut
Clementines
Cheese balls and crackers
Cookies, cookies and more cookies (this is a whole different category than just cookies)

Saturday, October 04, 2008

a thought on the economy

My friend, Jen, posted this on her blog and I had to share it! I love SNL's commercials. Here's some advice that applies to all of us.


Anyone need some new jeans? Be sure you have the money first! Thanks, Carla, for sharing!

Friday, May 18, 2007

Secret Crush

Yes, Will Ferrell is funny - but Jack Black is hysterical.

Saturday, March 31, 2007

Bart Simpson is Hamlet

We all love a good Shakespeare tragedy, right? Kenneth Branagh's Hamlet is great, Mel Gibson is even pretty good. But I think Bart Simpson as Hamlet is a classic too. If you haven't see it you can click here: The Simpson's Hamlet.







The Cast:
Homer - The Ghost
Bart - Hamlet
Lisa - Ophelia
Moe - Claudius, the King
Marge - Gertrude, the Queen
Polonius - Chief Wiggam
Laertes - Ralph Wiggam
Krusty the Clown - head of the players
Rosencrantz & Guildenstern - Carl and Lenny

Saturday, March 24, 2007

Tear Inducing Laughter

Nick just told me about this guy - he heard about him at work. We watched a couple of clips and started crying we were laughing so hard! He reminded me a little of Steven Wright (dead pan one-liners). I never knew ducks, watering plants, advil and toast could be so gut-wrenchingly funny!
Click here to go to the video: Mitch Hedberg On Letterman


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